Runyon Canyon has officially descended into chaos, and hikers are demanding immediate intervention from city officials.
Once considered the crown jewel of Los Angeles trails, local regulars now describe the park as a violent hellhole where women fear for their safety and arsonists are running unchecked.
The outrage reached a breaking point this week as residents compared a massive spending spree on park amenities to the lack of basic security.
Hikers are absolutely losing it after finding out City Hall spent a whopping $1 million on two high-tech restrooms, yet is only weighing a paltry $25,000 security plan.
The proposed safety measure would hire just two private guards for a few hours a night, a move locals call a complete insult to those who have already been victimized.
Regulars who have been physically attacked on the trails claim their warnings were ignored for months, and they insist that criminal danger does not run on a part-time schedule.
The fire risk is equally alarming, with seven separate fires already recorded in the park this year alone.
Critics argue that the city is effectively waiting for a total disaster before taking real action to secure the perimeter and monitor for arson.
Official park records show that while the new restrooms are operational, the security proposal remains tied up in committee as the brush dries out and the crime rate climbs.
With the 2026 fire season approaching its peak, the community is left wondering if a million-dollar toilet is worth more to the city than the safety of its citizens.